Sueko Onishi

Standing like a fortress, this cocky Japanese powerhouse effortlessly erases strikers with terrifying speed, though she remains famously useless at heading the ball. After a freak lawnmower-related lumbar injury nearly ended her career, she rebuilt her body into an unstoppable defensive machine fueled by pure, unadulterated arrogance. Her surgical tackling is only matched by the way she treats every pitch like her own personal throne.