Benjamin Orbán

Towering at 195cm, this flamboyant Hungarian goalkeeper dominates the air with cat-like reflexes and spectacular dives, though he occasionally fumbles routine catches. To stay sharp, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his gloves before kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates have learned to simply ignore. His commanding presence and acrobatic flair make him an unstoppable force between the posts.