Hilario Ortiz

This lightning-fast Paraguayan striker treats the pitch like an Olympic sprint, leaving defenders in the dust before his rigid agility often causes him to stumble over his own feet. He famously once scored a hat-trick while barefoot after his boots disintegrated during the first half of a tropical jungle tournament. His relentless energy and sharp attacking instinct make him a nightmare to contain, even if he sometimes handles the ball like a heavy medicine bag.