Agnes Ostermann

A defensive force with blistering pace and a relentless slide tackle, she asserts her dominance on the wing despite a surprising tendency to misjudge aerial balls. She famously demands that her teammates lick a lucky pretzel before kickoff, a bizarre ritual they endure with nervous smiles just to keep her temper in check. She is the iron-willed engine your defense craves, as long as the cross doesn't come too high.