Britt-Marie Östling

After shattering her arm during an arm-wrestling match at a pub, this Swedish winger channeled that rage into becoming an unstoppable force whose divine first touch and lethal finishing make defenders look like statues. She treats the pitch like her private runway, effortlessly slicing through defenses with her blinding speed while laughing off her own abysmal game IQ. She knows she is the best on the grass, and she makes sure you never forget it.