Harry Östman

This flamboyant Swedish giant marauds down the flank with the explosive pace and brute strength of an unleashed bulldozer, though his heading remains hilariously shaky. He once famously earned a yellow card for celebrating a defensive clearance by doing a full backflip in the middle of a torrential downpour. His aggressive, high-speed style makes him an absolute terror to track, provided he isn't distracted by his own flair.