Durval Padilha

This charismatic Brazilian playmaker destroys opponents with hypnotic close dribbling and feral aggression, though he is utterly hopeless when jumping for headers. To find his focus, he insists on wearing mismatched socks during every warmup, forcing teammates to look away to avoid erupting into hysterical laughter. He is an unstoppable force on the pitch, provided the ball never stays in the air for too long.