Jhonny Padilla

This Bolivian firebrand is an offensive mastermind with a canon of a shot and a nose for goal that defenders dread. His clinical precision and razor-sharp intellect on the pitch are unmatched, though his tendency to start literal shouting matches with the referee has seen him benched more than once. Legend says he once sprinted across the entire pitch just to argue a throw-in decision so fiercely that the linesman accidentally dropped his flag in shock.