Abel Paredes

With a first touch that defies physics and an arrogance that drives every defender mad, he flies across the pitch with insulting ease. As a teenager, he was once banned from a local tournament after dribbling past the entire opposing team and then refusing to score just to prove how simple it was. He is a technical prodigy with explosive pace, yet he lacks any real composure in front of goal, always preferring to humiliate his markers rather than find the back of the net.