Loredana Parodi

Towering over the midfield with relentless energy, this flamboyant Italian playmaker commands the pitch while possessing a heading accuracy so poor she once accidentally scored an own goal with her shoulder during a celebration. She glides through crowds with effortless flair, though she occasionally forgets to keep the ball glued to her feet when running at top speed. Her aggressive, high-leaping dominance makes her an unmissable force who thrives on pure, chaotic brilliance.