Mark Patel

This cocky Canadian winger tears up the flank with blistering acceleration, even if his poor passing choices can occasionally stall a dangerous attack. Before every kickoff, he insists on tying the laces of his teammates' boots into knots, which never fails to leave the squad rolling their eyes in frustration. Between his lethal long-range shooting and elite balance, he remains an uncontainable force despite his infuriating arrogance.