Pepa Pavelka

After overcoming a childhood spent fleeing from aggressive wild geese, this Czech magician now dominates the pitch with lightning speed and an insolent touch on the ball. While his finishing in front of goal sometimes leaves something to be desired, his unabashed arrogance and ability to make defenders dance make him a spectacle all on his own. He plays as if he was born to be admired, and frankly, who could blame him?