Ewen Peron

This lightning-quick French wall dominates the backline with relentless energy, though his composure occasionally cracks under the pressure of precise passing. To center himself, he insists on buttering a single piece of toast and balancing it on his cleat for ten seconds, a ritual his bewildered teammates now simply ignore as they watch him gear up. His sheer aerial dominance and ability to smother attacks make him a defensive nightmare despite his eccentric pre-game snacks.