Rodri Pintos

This Uruguayan defensive titan is a flamboyant force of nature, blending blistering speed with a warrior's physicality to dominate the pitch. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to a lucky avocado before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly terrified. While he clears every cross with lethal intent, his flamboyant antics mean his own positional awareness occasionally wanders, making him as unpredictable as he is unstoppable.