Standa Prokop

This lightning-fast Czech tower combines massive physical strength with terrifying speed to bully defenders, though he can be a bit clumsy when asked to dance in tight spaces. Before kickoff, he obsessively eats a single unpeeled hard-boiled egg for good luck, a ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and careful not to ask for a bite. With his ice-cold penalty nerves and clinical finishing, he remains the friendliest nightmare any goalkeeper will ever face.