Oreste Ranieri

This lightning-fast Italian winger leaves defenders for dead with his dazzling skill, though he is ironically prone to tripping over his own feet due to a shaky center of gravity. He demands absolute silence while he intensely whispers instructions to his left boot before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates rolling their eyes in the tunnel. He carries himself with an infuriatingly arrogant swagger, confident that his explosive pace compensates for a total lack of long-range shooting ability.