Enrico Reid

Towering above the pitch with supreme athleticism, this cocky engine room commander treats every challenge as a personal victory despite his clunky, heavy-footed touch. After shattering his bicep during a freak wrestling accident with a swan, he returned with a newfound, fearsome tenacity that drives him to dominate opponents for ninety minutes straight. He knows he is the best player on the grass, and he is happy to remind you every time he wins a header.