Thiago Rendall

With his lightning-fast explosiveness and unbreakable physique, this cocky Cabo Verdean wingback locks down the entire flank, even if his worryingly low aggression makes him suspiciously calm under pressure. He refuses to step onto the pitch without first juggling three oranges in the locker room, a ritual his teammates view with a mix of fascination and pure irritation. His defensive IQ is masterful, making him a brick wall despite acting like he is only performing to impress his own reflection.