Angela Richards

A blur of raw Jamaican power, this lightning-fast winger shreds defenses with untouchable agility while remaining remarkably prone to the occasional comical stumble over her own laces. Before every whistle, she insists on frantically braiding her teammate's ponytail to calm her nerves, leaving the rest of the squad bemused yet strangely comforted by the pre-match madness. She owns the flank with unmatched ferocity, turning matches into personal displays of dominance.