Norbert Rolland

Despite being sidelined for years by an intense, lifelong phobia of grass stains, this humble French dynamo turned his isolation into grueling plyometric training to defy gravity. Standing at a mere 170cm, he now leaps above defenders to dominate the air with impossible headers while zipping past rivals with explosive speed. Though he occasionally fumbles his rhythm when pressured, his unwavering work ethic makes him an unstoppable force in the midfield.