Mikela Romano

This charismatic Italian dynamo is a relentless force on the flank, blending world-class pace with ferocious strength to erase wingers, though she bizarrely insists on juggling a raw lemon ten times in the tunnel to 'absorb its sour focus' while her bemused teammates steer clear. Despite a clumsy tendency to whiff on slide tackles, her imposing stature and elite defensive instincts make her an absolute titan on the pitch. She commands the touchline with undeniable flair and terrifying aggression.