Narciso Romano

This Argentine wall boasts blistering pace and a violent tackle that leaves strikers shaking, though his clumsy habit of tripping over his own feet while overconfident makes him a walking disaster. Legend has it he once mocked a referee by offering him a yellow card after stopping a counter-attack with a 40-yard sliding tackle. He plays with the reckless ego of a king, convinced he is untouchable even when he's sliding the wrong way.