Vinicio Ruiz

This calm Ecuadorian titan dances through defenses with impossible balance, yet his teammates still cringe when he demands to have his boots brushed with a feather duster precisely three times before kickoff. Despite his elite aerial dominance and silky first touch, his rigid refusal to perform even the simplest trick move leaves them equally bewildered. He remains an unstoppable force in the box who simply doesn't care if the superstitions or his lack of flair make sense to anyone else.