Roque Ruiz

This cocky Argentinian maestro weaves through defenses with silky dribbling and a world-class first touch, though his arrogance often leads to baffling lapses on simple passes. To find his zone, he religiously rubs a pungent, fermented leather oil onto his boots before every match, driving his teammates mad with the stench. Yet, his electrifying flair on the pitch forces everyone to put up with his bizarre ritual.