Lina Salama

This imposing Jordanian defensive midfielder dominates the pitch with surgical slide tackles, though her woeful stamina prevents her from ever being a workhorse. To maintain her signature cocky demeanor, she insists on belting out nursery rhymes at the top of her lungs before kickoff, leaving her teammates utterly bewildered. Her defensive brilliance is undeniable, even if her inability to go the distance forces her to pick her battles carefully.