Jenny San-Kyo

Standing as an immovable, friendly force in midfield, this Japanese powerhouse dominates with explosive verticality and brutal tackles that leave attackers trembling. She insists on whispering a formal apology to her left boot before every match to ensure focus, a bizarre ritual that leaves her bewildered teammates giggling in the tunnel. While her interception game remains strangely unrefined, her relentless physicality ensures that she remains the undisputed backbone of the team.