Raymon Schneider

This flamboyant Dutch centre-forward terrorizes defenses with blistering acceleration and shot power that threatens to rip through the back of the net. He is notorious for his showmanship, like that one time he sneaked onto a youth training pitch disguised in a mascot suit just to pull off a hat-trick of nutmegs. Despite his incredible flair and agility, his first touch is occasionally sloppy, creating a strange contrast with his otherwise elite attacking genius.