Elvis Seifert

After being teased in his youth for an irrational fear of yellow boots, he channeled that adversity into an unyielding aggression and tireless stamina in the center of the pitch. He glides past defenders with masterful close dribbling, acting as a stoic conductor who controls the flow of every match. Though his ability to win headers is laughably poor, his quiet focus and intensity make him an engine that never stops driving the team forward.