Bernardino Sereno

This Portuguese winger dances past defenders with breathtaking flair, though despite his imposing physical frame, he suffers from a maddening lack of composure in front of goal. Before every match, he demands his captain hand him a handful of unsalted peanuts to meticulously arrange by color, leaving his bewildered teammates shaking their heads. His dribbling magic makes him a defensive nightmare, even if his decision-making remains as unpredictable as his bizarre superstitions.