Laerte Severino

This charismatic Brazilian keeper possesses gravity-defying acrobatic skills that make him nearly impossible to beat, though his questionable decision-making in command of the area keeps the backline on edge. He insists on reciting a spicy hot sauce recipe to both goalposts before every whistle, a quirky ritual that has his teammates shaking their heads in confusion. He is a phenomenal shot-stopper who treats every dive like a theatrical performance, balancing brilliance with periodic lapses in positioning.