Ivonei Simplicio

This Brazilian striker is a lightning bolt with an electrifying arrogance who consistently leaves defenders bewildered by his blistering pace. We still recall how he once dribbled past an entire school team just to stop and take a selfie before calmly slotting the ball home. While his close-quarters dribbling leaves something to be desired under pressure, his gravity-defying leap and penchant for magical finishes make him a brilliant nightmare on the pitch.