Horacio Sotelo

This Uruguayan pitbull dominates the wing with reckless aggression and speed, fueled by a ferocious hunger that emerged after he miraculously rehabbed a career-threatening disco-dancing hip injury. He terrorizes attackers with clinical slide tackles, though his comical inability to win an aerial duel remains the only hole in his otherwise arrogant defensive armor. He knows he is the best player on the pitch, and his relentless pace proves he is not wrong.