Vinko Stimac

With blinding acceleration and dazzling technique, this flamboyant Croatian superstar shreds defenses, though he balances his immense talent with a bizarre pre-match ritual of weighing exactly seven cold meatballs to eat before kickoff. His teammates simply roll their eyes as he packs his kitchen scale into his kit bag to find his focus. He is a generational force, though his stubborn refusal to pass when a dribble is possible can sometimes drive his manager to absolute madness.