Ida Strauch

An assertive force in the heart of midfield, she glides across the pitch with elite acceleration and crunching tackles that leave opponents breathless. Before every kickoff, she insists on carefully organizing her water bottles by label orientation while whistling a low, ominous German folk song, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. While her passing vision remains strangely sluggish compared to her lightning-fast defensive work, her relentless stamina and raw aggression make her an absolute defensive powerhouse.