Anne Taylor

After overcoming a traumatic childhood fear of the sheep that constantly invaded her local Australian training pitches, this lethal striker turned that dread into unmatched competitive fire. Her surgical precision and elite footballing IQ are matched only by her soaring arrogance, though her clumsy, forced attempts at unnecessary flair often fall flat. She is an attacking titan who dominates the box with incredible balance and power, always ready to remind everyone that she is the best player on the pitch.