Zack Taylor

This flamboyant American goalkeeper defies gravity with lightning-fast reflexes and sensational parrying that leave strikers in awe, though his occasional lapses in positioning can invite unwanted chaos. Before every match, he meticulously aligns three peppermint candies in a triangle on the goal line to appease the spirits of the net, a bizarre ritual his bewildered teammates politely ignore. His sheer charisma behind the sticks makes him a spectacle, even when his chaotic choices make the coaching staff hold their breath.