Jose-Miguel Tejada

After a terrifying neck fracture nearly paralyzed his dreams, this explosive wing-back returned with an insatiable hunger and a neck-brace aesthetic that only fuels his arrogance. His freakish speed and bulletproof headers make him an unstoppable force, though his blatant refusal to slide tackle is a glaring hole in his game. He dominates the flank with absolute audacity, proving every match that he is simply better than you.