Christine Thies

Towering over the pitch like a neon-lit monolith, she dispatches strikers with flamboyant grace and surgically precise slide tackles. Her legendary ego is only matched by her habit of celebrating a perfect defensive clearance by performing a mid-match cartwheel that once baffled an entire refereeing crew. Though she occasionally forgets to challenge for aerial balls, her sheer tactical genius makes her an undeniable force of nature.