John Tijani

This Nigerian powerhouse dominates the midfield with bone-crunching strength and elite aerial prowess, though he often struggles to keep his first touch from straying. To sharpen his focus, he insists on juggling a dry mango slice in the dressing room for exactly three minutes, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking their gear for hidden fruit debris. His assertive playstyle makes him an intimidating force, even if his pace leaves him panting before the final whistle.