Liaqat Tilley

This dynamic English midfield engine dominates the pitch with relentless aggression and blistering acceleration, making his occasionally erratic positioning easy to forgive. To lock in, he insists on juggling exactly three gummy bears backward before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes as they give him space. He wins every aerial battle and slices through opposing defenses with an explosive first touch and pure force of will.