Raimund Unger

This calm Austrian striker glides past defenders with blistering acceleration and surgical finishing, though his sporadic clumsiness when dribbling at high speed often leaves his coaches baffled. To find his focus, he insists on buttering his cleats with cold margarine before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates sprinting in the other direction to avoid the smell. Despite his erratic habits, his ice-cold mentality inside the box makes him a truly lethal attacking force.