Norbert Urbaniak

This humble Polish giant is an immovable object between the posts, legendary for a penalty-saving instinct so sharp that he once famously stopped three spot-kicks in a backyard match by using nothing but his eyes to intimidate the striker. While his hesitant rushing off his line can occasionally give his fans a fright, his supernatural reflexes and cat-like diving make him a nightmare for any forward. He treats every goal as his personal responsibility, patrolling his area with a quiet, calm dominance.