Maximiliano Ureña

This imposing Spanish wall combines elite defensive instincts with pure aggression, though his sluggish acceleration is a frequent target for teasing. To stay focused, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes in the tunnel, leaving his teammates both baffled and slightly unsettled. He rules the air and crushes strikers with such arrogant grace that nobody dares suggest he change his bizarre pre-match ritual.