Seigo Usami

This flamboyant striker dominates the box with brilliant attacking IQ and an unmatched first touch, even if his lack of pace occasionally makes him look like an elegant statue. He famously gave an entire post-match interview wearing mirrored sunglasses after scoring a hat-trick, only to refuse photos without his custom Japanese fan. With explosive shot power and precise headers, he turns the pitch into a runway, provided he doesn't have to sprint to get there.