Maico Viturino

This charismatic Brazilian striker burns past defenders with electric acceleration, though he prefers to keep his feet firmly on the turf since his leaping ability is non-existent. Before every whistle, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead to align his chi, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply watch and shake their heads. Despite his comical rituals, his lethal finishing and sharp attacking instincts make him an unstoppable force inside the box.