Chiel Vos

With an ego as lethal as his first touch, this Dutch dynamo dances through defenders and leaves them clutching at shadows before his aggression boils over. He once paused a Champions League qualifying match just to comb his hair in a teammate's reflection, only to score a screamer moments later. While he remains allergic to aerial duels, his ability to glide past opponents makes him the most electrifying—and insufferable—midfielder in the game.