Dirk-Jan Vossen

This flamboyant Dutch engine dominates the midfield with terrifying aerial prowess and an aggressive, tactical bite that chokes every attack before it begins. Once, he famously performed a flamboyant backflip after blocking a shot with his forehead, though he notoriously lacks any actual grace in his jumping ability. His speed and intelligence make him a nightmare to pass, even if his actual vertical leap is comically pedestrian.