Dennis Vukas

This Croatian fullback dominates the flanks with explosive speed and bruising physical strength, though his defensive awareness can occasionally go AWOL. Before every kick-off, he insists on neatly braiding the laces of every teammate's boots while humming the national anthem, a bizarre superstition that leaves the dressing room somewhere between baffled and hysterical. His cocky self-belief makes him an absolute nightmare for wingers, even when his positioning occasionally falls apart.