Glenn Walravens

This Belgian powerhouse patrols the flank with terrifying speed and reckless aggression, though his lateral movement often leaves him caught out against tricky wingers. Before every kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards while his baffled teammates try their best to look the other way. He plays with the arrogant certainty that no opponent can match his vertical leap or raw power.