Claas Weber

This German winger glides across the pitch with an immaculate first touch and hypnotic balance, even if his actual bag of tricks is curiously limited. Before kickoff, he insists on balancing a banana perfectly upright on his right boot, leaving teammates bewildered while he remains in his trademark zen state. His ice-cold calm and blistering speed mask this eccentric obsession, making him a lethal weapon on the flank.